handwriting analysis

one day, a long time ago, in a place far-far away...i had my signature analyzed.

i was working for a woman who was getting anonymous mail, and no one could read the person's signature. to be sure she wasn't being stalked, she asked her assistant to send it off for analysis.

i ended up being tasked with the job, and like any assistant would do, i typed up a cover letter and sent it off. i really didn't think much more about it until we got the response back. and to my delight, free of charge, the handwriting analyzer included some comments about me, based on my signature from the cover letter. (i am totally into this kind of stuff, and was very anxious to read his thoughts!)

here is what he said:

stong literary ability
fluent mind
cautious
concerned about the way i look
objective
stop and think before i talk
very creative

pretty accurate, if i do say so myself, although i don't know if i would really consider myself objective. funny enough, i can't even remember what he said about the stalker :-)